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Entries Tagged as 'the rules'

Madonna…again?

October 7th, 2008 · 11 Comments

You know what’s really weird? This is the second post in a row in which I’ve mentioned Madonna, and yet it’s only the second time I’ve mentioned Madonna on this blog EVER! So before you newcomers draw the conclusion that I’m either her biggest fan or her most ardent stalker, please read on.

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Cool Broads aren’t knee jerks

September 30th, 2008 · 5 Comments

“I feel like I’ve gained 10 lbs.” my friend confided.

“I know how you feel,” I responded, “my backside hasn’t seen the inside of the gym for over a week.”

My friend gasped and threw her hand over her mouth as if I’d just told her that I’d killed her cat.

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How NOT to be the world’s crappiest waitress

September 29th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Well, I can see someone was hungry! Waitors who make this kind of comment should be taken out back and pelted with eggs. Pointing out the fact that someone cleaned their plate will get you nothing but a tiny, little tip.

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Is gossiping EVER okay?

September 22nd, 2008 · 14 Comments

Apparently, gossip makes us happy.

According to research out of the University of Ghent in Belgium, our brain cells light up in positive ways when we gossip, or tune into tabloids. Gossip is an instant stimulator of endorphins, so when the dirt gets dished, we’re happy campers.

But does that make gossiping okay?

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How to turn that ugly, green-eyed monster into a very Cool Broad

September 11th, 2008 · 9 Comments

7 strategies for dealing with envy.

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